Following is a tongue-in-cheek take on some new year resolutions we bet more than a few of us have attempted! Do not take this list seriously. If you really want to quit smoking again — please give it a whirl.
No. 1 – Quit Smoking
Tyron Butler
- Dress. Even though you may never wear it again, sporting the traditional Bavarian gear will get you in the mood and looking like Hansel and Gretel before a “weizenbier” touches your lips. For the ladies, frilly dresses with plenty of cleavage called “dirndls” are sure to fulfill any guys’ wildest fantasy, while men don leather pants and suspenders in a cutesy, but manly outfit know as “lederhosen”.
To taxi drivers I always lie. “I’ve only lived here for a year. That’s why my Korean is so poor,” I say. “Aish,” they grumble. “You should speak Korean!” I’ve actually lived here for nine years and lie because I’m avoiding the obvious truth: they’re right.
